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  “Sic transit gloria mundi,” he mumbled instructively in the end. Thus passed the glory of the world. But no, the glory did not pass with him: the sunset, dense and heavy like a red-hot stone block, glared over the town. The town floundered in this light like a blowfly in sunflower oil. Only this light was real; the disheveled policemen scared of anything real fired into the sky with their authorized slingshots. They closed the left eyes at that, or both, for additional bravery.

  Savior saw that as he walked downstairs. At first he thought to save the falling guard but then changed his mind: right now he didn’t feel like saving anybody. There’s something wrong about this world, he thought, or is it just me? Millions of people live in this flat universe as oblivious as moth-eaten scarves to what is going on. No, I’m being too picky. Where has the glory of the world gone? Or am I just an interesting freak?

  He went out into the street, looked up at the blackening sky, and saw the last drops of rain, which caught the light of street lamps; they were falling slowly like confetti. Then, on buying a cheap advertiser for a half of curtsey, he started perusing the columns. But in vain: saviors were required for unqualified and poorly-paid work. To gnash their teeth off-screen in dental prosthesis commercials for example.

  Sergey Gerasimov lives in Kharkiv, Ukraine with his wife and daughter. He has a degree in theoretical physics from Kharkiv University and has sold twelve novels and nearly a hundred stories in Russia and Ukraine. This is his fifth story published in English.

  TEETH

  Stephen Dedman

  The little oblong box was made of ebony: I had to give Klein credit for a sense of irony, and possibly his knowledge of the genre. I stared at the glistening white lumps of ivory inside, and shook my head. “Beautifully preserved, aren’t they?” said Klein.

  “Suspiciously,” I growled. “How sure are you of their provenance?”

  He made a see-sawing gesture. He’d never had the looks or the range to make it as an actor (though that hadn’t stopped him trying), but he was a pretty good salesman. He worked for a well-known theatrical agency, mostly getting people the stuff that they wanted that couldn’t be written into their contracts. “They came from Temple’s collection. Before that, I have my doubts,” he admitted, “but he could hardly have asked for documentation. Body-snatchers didn’t go in for paperwork.”

  “So you expect me trust you? Or am I supposed to try extracting some DNA?”

  Klein smiled. “You could, I suppose, if you had anything for comparison . . . but you’ll have to buy them first.” He closed the little casket with an audible snap. “I’m not giving away free samples here. And if you look up the records, you’ll find that when they disinterred Poe’s corpse in 1875, the sexton noted that while the skeleton was in near-perfect condition, the top teeth had been dislodged from the skull.”

  I knew the story, of course. In 1873, the philanthropist George Childs had been persuaded that Edgar deserved a better monument than an overgrown grave in the Poe family plot, and paid for a new memorial. “So who collected these? The sexton?”

  “Maybe, or one of the gravediggers. You could still sell teeth back then, to be made into dentures: maybe he meant to do that, or maybe he realized how valuable they were . . . anyway, one of Childs’ servants found them in his collection after his death in 1894, or so the story goes, and sold them to Jules Verne. After that, the trail is easier to follow, though they were always sold in secret. Temple bought them some time in the 1980s.”

  I tried to look unimpressed, and refilled my glass with Amontillado, leaving his empty. “What’s in the other box?”

  Klein’s smile became a grin, and he opened the second ebon casket with a conjurer’s flourish. These teeth had been set into dentures in a wire frame, though the work was obviously primitive. “Don’t touch,” he said, pulling the box away from me.

  “Whose are these supposed to be?” I said, dryly. “His teeth when he was a boy?”

  “His mother’s,” Klein gloated. “I don’t know whose dentures they were, but those are her original teeth.”

  “You can’t be serious.”

  Klein lost a minute fraction of his smugness. “The provenance on these is a little less reliable,” he admitted, “but the story is interesting. You remember Poe’s story ‘Berenice’?”

  I may have sniffed: just because I make movies, doesn’t mean I can’t read. ‘Berenice’ is not Poe’s best story, and it’s most interesting for containing the seeds for ‘The Fall of the House of Usher’ and ‘Ligeia’, as well as some disturbing autobiographical elements. The obsessive Egaeus is betrothed to his cousin Berenice, but only notices her beauty when he sees her in the haunted library where his mother had died. (Poe’s own mother, a beautiful actress, had died of tuberculosis when he was two: he married his cousin Virginia six months after ‘Berenice’ was published, and she died of tuberculosis several years later.) After Berenice dies, Egaeus breaks into her tomb and steals her most attractive feature, her teeth. When readers complained about the story, Poe actually apologized to the editor who published it, claiming that he’d written it on a bet that he “could produce nothing effective on a subject so singular” and allowing “that it approaches the very verge of bad taste”—which means it’s pretty tame by modern standards.

  “In 1834,” Klein continued, “somebody approached Poe and offered to sell him these teeth, saying they were his mother’s. Poe may have believed them, or not, but he couldn’t meet their price, even though he’d just won a prize for ‘MS. Found in a Bottle’. He wrote ‘Berenice’ hoping to raise the money, but by the time he was paid for it, the seller had disappeared. Childs’ servant said he bought the teeth, and a letter from Poe describing the incident, from Lizzie Doten sometime in the 1870s, but the letter is lost. Of course, I can’t really prove any of this, but since you’re the biggest private collector of Poe memorabilia alive now that Temple is gone . . . and not exactly a premature burial, if I may say so . . . ”

  I smiled at that, involuntarily, and tried to hide it behind my glass, but I could tell that Klein had noticed. “So,” I said, as blandly as I could manage, “you’re asking me to pay out a quarter million based on the claims of a couple of grave-robbers, at least one thief, two fantasists—one of them the creator of a celebrated hoax—and a poet who claimed to be channeling the dead, and now a dealer in stolen artwork, and God knows how many fools and liars in between.”

  Klein shrugged: he didn’t need to look around at the bookshelves, the bust of Pallas above the door or the mummy case in the corner to know how obsessed I was with Poe, horror’s patron sinner. “You must be used to that.”

  He was right, of course—everybody in Hollywood lies constantly, if only to themselves—but that didn’t stop it sounding like an insult, and I hate being insulted. “You’ve seen them,” he continued, smirking. “Sleep on it, and decide for yourself, but don’t take too long. I can always find another buyer: do you want to spend the rest of your life wondering what you could have had?”

  Poe said it better than I could, of course: And the evening closed in upon me thus—and then the darkness came, and tarried, and went—and the day again dawned—and the mists of a second night were now gathering around—and still I sat motionless in that solitary room—and still I sat buried in meditation—and still the phantasma of the teeth maintained its terrible ascendancy, as with the most vivid and hideous distinctness it floated about amid the changing lights and shadows of the chamber.

  Of course, I didn’t spend all of that time motionless or meditating: I wasn’t able to sleep for long without dreaming of adding those teeth to my collection, but I made the effort. I remembered to eat, and wash, and while I didn’t need to leave the house, the phone and fax machine was never silent for very long: I had another two films in pre-production and one in post, so I had plenty to occupy my time if not my mind. But I kept returning to the library and staring at the treasures of my collection. The teeth, if I bought them, would have to go in the safe:
if they were fake, then the fewer people who knew I had bought them and been fooled, the better. But if they were real, the idea of them belonging to someone else was unbearable.

  I picked up a collection of Poe stories, and leafed through it, hoping he would give me an answer.

  Klein was grinning again, or still, as he walked into my office at the studio on Friday night, opened his attaché case, and produced the boxes again. “I was sure you’d call,” he gloated.

  “Sure enough that you didn’t try to sell them to anybody else?” I murmured.

  He faltered slightly at that, but his insulting smirk returned as I handed him a glass. He gulped it down as though it were water, and I poured him another. “Yes,” he admitted. “I knew you could pay more, and sooner.”

  I nodded, and opened the attaché case to show him the stacked banknotes, then snapped it shut again. “You have them?”

  He opened his own case, removed the ebony caskets, and placed them on my desk. I looked inside both boxes, and nodded. “The old law of Hollywood: give ‘em what they want.” I drew a deep breath. “What do you want, Klein?”

  “Well, I’d like to be paid,” he said dryly.

  “You will be, I promise . . . but what do you do with your money? Do you collect anything?”

  “No, not in the way you mean it. I mean, I like to have the best, but so does everybody, right?”

  “The best of what?”

  “The usual stuff. House, car, clothes . . . you know.”

  “Anything you wouldn’t sell for a profit?”

  “No, I guess not. Why?”

  “So what really moves you is money?”

  “Well, sure, same as everybody. So what?”

  “Have you read much Poe, Klein? ‘The Cask of Amontillado’, perhaps? ‘Hop-Frog’? ‘The Conqueror Worm’?” Somehow, looking at his triumphant sneer brought that one instantly to mind. “’The Premature Burial’?”

  “I saw some of the films.”

  “A poor substitute for the genuine article,” I said. “And a man in your line should be able to tell real from fake.” I pulled the small pistol from my pocket and pointed it at his stomach. “Take this, for example.”

  His eyes widened. “What—”

  “This might just be a prop,” I said, “and if it is, then you can just grab that case and run out of here and tell people how you managed to take me for a quarter mill. But it might not be: sometimes it’s cheaper to buy the real thing than fake it.” I grabbed the case, and nodded at the door. “There’s something I want to show you.”

  It was so satisfying him seeing him walk down the corridor, hands clasped behind his head, that I almost took pity on him—but if I did that, I’d be finished in Hollywood. I steered him towards the soundstage where the crew had reconstructed a used crematorium. I pressed the buttons to open the door, and another to start the burners. “For example,” I said, “is that fire really hot enough to actually destroy a body?”

  Klein was sweating by now, and I doubted it was because of the flames. “If it helps, it would need to be about 1600 degrees not to leave any identifiable remains. But paper burns at a third of that.” And I threw the attaché case into the oven.

  Klein squawked, then stared at me. “You’re crazy!”

  “Crazy enough to throw away a quarter million on a whim? Maybe I am . . . but then, that’s not my money: it’s yours. All you have to do is go and get it—but don’t take too long.”

  He stared into the flames. “You’re bluffing. The money’s fake. Counterfeit. Copies. Whatever.”

  “Maybe,” I said. “Maybe not. But to me, that money’s worth less than the possibility that these teeth are real. What’s it worth to you? Do you want to spend the rest of your life wondering what you could have had?”

  He turned to look at me, hoping for some clue in my expression, then leapt into the flames. I pressed the button to close the door, and stood there for a few minutes half-hoping to hear a cry of “For the love of God, Montressor!”—but there was nothing but silence.

  I waited for two hours, reading e-mails and script outlines on my Blackberry, before turning the flames off. When I returned to the studio on Monday, the oven had cooled down, and the crew was emptying it out.

  Maybe I shouldn’t have gone down to the soundstage to watch them, but I had to make sure there was nothing left that could be identified, no tell-tale hearts or anything of that nature. Klein was right about the money, of course: most of it was fake, but he’d probably never had a chance to find out. Fortunately, nothing in the ashes resembled a banknote, or the attaché case. Just some small fragments of bone indistinguishable from the others we’d used to decorate some of the sets, and some lumps of molten metal that had once been his Rolex and his belt buckle.

  One of the stage hands picked some white lumps out of the ashes, and looked at them curiously. Teeth. Human teeth. My heart grew sick, but then he tossed them into the bin with the other rubbish. I smiled to see them there, but my smile failed as the teeth seemed to form themselves back into Klein’s familiar smirk. Another shovel-full of ash landed on top of them, but I could still see them glistening there. I see them still.

  Stephen Dedman was exposed to the works of Ray Bradbury and Edgar Allan Poe at an early age, and has never quite recovered. The author of four novels and more than 100 short stories published in an eclectic range of magazines and anthologies, he has won the Aurealis and Ditmar awards for short fiction and been nominated for the Bram Stoker Award, the BSFA Award, the Seiun Award, the Spectrum Award, the Sidewise Award and a Sainthood.

  A BUYER’S GUIDE TO MAPS OF ANTARTICA

  Catherynne M. Valente

  Lot 657D

  Topographical Map of the Ross Ice Shelf (The Seal Map)

  Acuña, Nahuel, 1908

  Minor tear, upper left corner. Moderate staining in left margin.

  Landmass centered, Argentinean coast visible in the extreme upper quadrant. Latitude and longitude in sepia ink. Compass rose: a seal indicating north with her head, east and west with her flippers, south with the serrated ice floe on which the beast is situated. Legend in original handwriting. Ross Ice Shelf depicted with remarkable precision for the era, see Referent A (recent satellite imaging) for comparison.

  The 1907 expedition to the Antarctic continent was doubly notable: it was on this virgin crossing that young Nahuel Acuña, barely free of university, lost his right foot to an Orca in estrus, and by simplest chance the good ship Proximidad employed an untested botanist by the name of Villalba Maldonado. Maldonado, himself a recent graduate of no less note than his illustrious shipmate, worked placidly as a cook to gain his passage, having no access to the funding that pursued Acuña through his career like a cheerful spaniel.

  One may only imagine an unremarkable Saturday supper in the ice shadows and crystalline sun-prisms in which Villalba, his apron stained with penguin oil, his thinning black hair unkempt, his mustache frozen, laid a frost-scrimmed china plate before Acuña. Would he have removed his glasses before eating? Would they have exchanged words? Would he have looked up from his sextant and held the gaze of the mild-eyed Maldonado, even for a moment, before falling to? One hopes that he did; one hopes that the creaking of the Proximidad in one’s mind is equal to its creaking in actuality.

  Acuña’s journal records only: seal flank and claret for supper again. Cook insists on salads of red and white lichen. Not to my taste.

  The famous Seal Map, the first of the great Acuña Maps, offers a rare window into the early days of the rivalry, and has been assessed at $7500US.

  Curator’s Note: Whiskey stains date from approximately 1952.

  Lot 689F

  Topographical Map of the Ross Ice Shelf (The Sun Dog Map)

  Maldonado, Villalba, 1908

  Single owner, Immaculate condition.

  Landmass low center, no other continents visible. Latitude and longitude in unidentified black ink. Compass rose: three-horned sea-goat, a barnacle-crusted tail indicating south, up
turned muzzle designating north, vestigial fins pointing east and west. Sun shown centered, with rays embossed in gold extending all the way to the ice shelf. Parhelion is indicated, however, in the place of traditional concentric circles, two large dogs flank the orb of the sun, apparently Saint Bernards or similar, their fur streaming as if in a sudden wind, embossed in silver. Their jaws hang open, as if to devour the solar rays; their paws stand elbow-deep in the seawater, creating ripples that extend to the shoreline. The Map Legend explains that the pair of dogs, called Grell and Skell, may be found at coordinates (redacted) and that they require gifts of penguin feet and liverwort before they are willing to part with a cupful of the sun, which if carried at the end of a fishing pole and line before the intrepid polar conquistador, may burn with all the heat and pure light that he requires.

  Offshore, a large, grinning Orca whale is visible, with a severed leg in her mouth.

  When Maldonado returned from the Proximidad expedition, he arranged, presumably without knowledge of any competition, for the dissemination of his maps in parallel to Nahuel Acuña’s own efforts. The printing of the Sun Dog Map, illustrated by Maldonado himself, was funded by the daughter of Alvaro Caceres, best described as a sheep and cattle magnate in the grace of whose shipping interests the Proximidad functioned. Pilar Caceres was delighted with the Maldonado sketches, and sold an ornate necklace of onyx and diamonds (Lot 331A) in order to finance this first map.

  While the phenomenally precise Seal Map made Acuña’s name and allowed him a wide choice of whalers and naturalists eager to avail themselves of his guidance, the Sun Dog Map stirred a mania for all things Antarctic in Buenos Aires. Nevertheless, Maldonado was not able to fund a second expedition until 1912, while Acuña booked passage on the Immaculata the following spring, confounded by the popularity of a clearly fraudulent document. He gave a lecture on the necessity of precision at the Asociación Cartographica Argentina in December of 1908, declaring it a ridiculous matter that he should be required to address such an obvious issue. He was, however, interrupted by vociferous requests for more exact descriptions of Grell and Skell.